…is her devotion to Enya so great that she ripped off her accent? And diction? Why do I know what Enya’s action and diction sound like? I suppose I shouldn’t bother pointing out that “circles” and “purpose” is one of the worst rhymes ever, but hey! something not obvious! it sounds like that song consists entirely of (processed) sounds made by the human voice. Um, I may have to revaluate this.
September 29, 2007
September 27, 2007
Proudly ignorant morons do not actually make good presidents.
(You should really watch the clip. He has absolutely no clue, and he thinks it’s hi-larious.)
September 25, 2007
Everybody was cup fu caking
Yeah, those cats were baking
They had their sprinkles shaking
It was a big undertaking
September 13, 2007
Spoiler for the Manchurian Candidate (original version only, perhaps): (more…)
September 12, 2007
Which of the following best describes the forthcoming Julie Taymor movie, Across the Universe?
(a) The concept of the Sgt. Pepper’s movie, the social commentary of Forrest Gump.
(b) Mamma Mia! on film, with pretensions.
(c) Van Wilder 3: Taj’s Revenge.
Early indications were that meddling studio executives had cut about half an hour from it; unfortunately, they seem to have restored the lost footage rather than cut the rest. I would say that they could cut it to three minutes, but really, even at that length it’d be too long. I’ve walked out on the trailer. (Perfectly timed for a bathroom break!)