Saucers of Mud

August 11, 2007

Coley Laffoon

Filed under: Uncategorized — matt w @ 8:31 pm

When I’m dropping off to sleep, I occasionally find this song going through my head:

Coley Laffoon
Checked into his room
Only to find Gideon’s Bible
Coley had come
Equipped with a gun
To shoot off the legs of his rival
His rival it seems
Had broken his dreams
By stealing the love of his lady
Her name was Anne Heche
And she called herself Celestia [ed. note: Check for rhyme, scansion]
But everyone knew her as crazy

[Her autobiography is called Call Me Crazy.]



  1. Her name was Anne Heche/
    And she called herself kvetchy…

    Comment by Matt's mom — August 27, 2007 @ 8:14 pm

  2. That would scan, but I was under the impression she said her name as Haysh. Am I wrong?

    Comment by idontpay — August 27, 2007 @ 8:29 pm

  3. That’s my understanding too — you might be amused at this explanation of the pronunciation.

    Comment by Matt W — August 27, 2007 @ 8:45 pm

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