The rule that a fumble through the end zone is a touchback is a really stupid rule. You should change it. Why should the defense be rewarded for letting the offense get really close to the end zone before the fumble that no one recovers? It would make more sense to treat a fumble through the end zone like any other fumble forward out of bounds, namely spot it at the point of the fumble.
Also, sudden-death overtime is less ridiculous in football than it would be in baseball, but only this.
I’m posting this now before the game, so this is not inspired by any particular event. Also, a song: